Taken from my own perspective on the world and not a comedy show
isnt it funny that

I have acne and people ask me how to get rid of theirs?

On the bottle of advil, it has instructions to open the bottle and on the back it says "not for children under 12"... so what... kids grade 3-7 cant read "push and twist"?

people who enter a quiet room whisper loudly so that the teacher across the room can hear but dont expect the kids right next to them to?

on the MEN'S washroom stalls it always says "If you wanna f' a hot girl like me, call 213213123123" i wonder how a girl got into there...

when you think somebody is waving at you, and you wave back, it always turns out that they were waving at someone behind you

anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and anyone who drives slower than you is a geezer and when someone is driving at your own speed, you slow down or speed up



please continue with your view on the world

I heard this from somewhere.

People point their wrist when asking for time, but do I point my stomach ask where the restroom are?

lol, i laugh!

Or when you want someone in the car next to you to roll down their windows and you spin your arm around as if literally rolling down a window, when most cars today have a push button to lower windows...

(Ellen Degeneres had a hysterical bit regarding that)

I love Ellen Degeneres! I watch her show all the time! Oh, and those things are funny too.

Ellen rules! I love her.

That was hilarious Charlie. That was better than just for laughs and I love that show. I'm not kidding. It really was. If you want to , you could make a living being a comedian. If you truly want to be and try to be, you will be a star and you will shine. This I guarantee.

While were on the topic:
"Stores always say, no shirt no shoes no service. But what about pants?" (I wrote that.)

Maybe pants are optional.

Ellen is my heroine!! I have such a crush on her

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Pants are always optional !

what is that suppose to mean? don't be rude to my sister!

I wasn't being rude. She is a "lesbian" and so is Ellen, therefore I am not surprised.

Merely stating the facts.

alrighty then

is it just me or do squirrels like to run up to cars and get hit... they're so stupid... they just stand in the middle of the streets with it's thinking look... something like "did i forget to let the dog out" ... than it snaps back into place right before a car hits them

Maybe squirrels get suicidal when they run out of nuts

That is hilarious! I laughed out loud because I've done that myself

Its amazing. How does Charlie know my driving habits?

there's something wrong with our(canada) entertainment media when the front pages for all of our canadian newspaper is american idol

Funny.