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Your Favorite Dat Phan Joke
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:59 am Reply with quote
Sorry, to continue an old thread. . .

What was your favorite joke of his?

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:52 pm Reply with quote
I almost died laughing at the whole bathroom bit. The Mortal Kombat reference was genius.

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:59 pm Reply with quote
i like them all...
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 3:31 pm Reply with quote
Ok, I'll ask again, does anyone know the Michael Jackson joke Dat made on the Kilbourne show? Please tell me!!!!

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 3:48 pm Reply with quote
The michael jackson joke...

Dat says hollywood executives always categorize people

They say “Oh, you do standup and your asian, that’s great. I love Jackie chan and Margaret cho.” Dat is like “I love them too but what do I have to do with them. I mean, its not like I go up to latinos and say ‘oh, your Mexican, I love Menudo,’ and I don’t go up to black people and say ‘oh, your black, I love Denzel Washington, he’s black. And I don’t go up to white people and say ‘Oh, your white, I love michael jackson.’ I don’t do that!!!”
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One of My Favourite Dat Phan Jokes
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:43 pm Reply with quote
One day a racist walks up to me and says wo tang woo pang dang woo. What is that? I mean I don't just walk up to him and say cars, buses, trains, planes!
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Re: One of My Favourite Dat Phan Jokes
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:54 pm Reply with quote
yoink78 wrote:
One day a racist walks up to me and says wo tang woo pang dang woo. What is that? I mean I don't just walk up to him and say cars, buses, trains, planes!

Swimming pools...

My fav is the lucky budda/half shirt bit.
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:18 pm Reply with quote
I liked the Jackie Chan pissing thing. Maybe because I love anything that is immature.

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Post Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:02 pm Reply with quote
noReason wrote:
The michael jackson joke...

Dat says hollywood executives always categorize people

They say “Oh, you do standup and your asian, that’s great. I love Jackie chan and Margaret cho.” Dat is like “I love them too but what do I have to do with them. I mean, its not like I go up to latinos and say ‘oh, your Mexican, I love Menudo,’ and I don’t go up to black people and say ‘oh, your black, I love Denzel Washington, he’s black. And I don’t go up to white people and say ‘Oh, your white, I love michael jackson.’ I don’t do that!!!”
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Thanks!! (Oh, you're black, I love Eminem...)

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Post Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:07 pm Reply with quote
heavenlytofu wrote:
I liked the Jackie Chan pissing thing. Maybe because I love anything that is immature.


Yeah, it's kinda immature, but at least he doesn't make it dirty... Pissing jokes always end up getting cheap laughs for crotch-grabbing and such...
At least Dat's got a lil' class.

Btw, that's my favorite joke too!!

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Post Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:07 pm Reply with quote
My favirite is the joke that Volant mentioned I almost craoked hearing that joke...(Finally dies).....Never mine my heart does that some times...(Dies Again)...Man it never happens so many time in one day....(Dies).......Whoo Dat just made me laugh and die again.(When will there be a cure for Dat disease)(lol)(I used that material from the"Son turn on Dat Phan joke")

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:18 am Reply with quote
noReason wrote:
The michael jackson joke...

Dat says hollywood executives always categorize people

They say “Oh, you do standup and your asian, that’s great. I love Jackie chan and Margaret cho.” Dat is like “I love them too but what do I have to do with them. I mean, its not like I go up to latinos and say ‘oh, your Mexican, I love Menudo,’ and I don’t go up to black people and say ‘oh, your black, I love Denzel Washington, he’s black. And I don’t go up to white people and say ‘Oh, your white, I love michael jackson.’ I don’t do that!!!”
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That is too funny! It's the same when someone ask you where you are from. " I'm from LA." "Oh, LA, wow.....I love movies." Or, "I'm from Texas." " Oh, Texas, wow....I love country music." People do that all the time. That Michael Jackson remark is hilarious.

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:23 pm Reply with quote
yeah that Michael Jackson joke... *sniffle* brought a tear to my eye! Honestly, I loved the entire Craig Kilbourn set!! even better than Jay Leno! Anyone agree?!

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Post Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 1:00 am Reply with quote
it was pretty good

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Post Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 5:45 am Reply with quote
I have to agree with the urinal bathroom joke. My husband and I were in tears from laughing so hard. Very funny stuff.

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:53 pm Reply with quote
Gina wrote:
I have to agree with the urinal bathroom joke. My husband and I were in tears from laughing so hard. Very funny stuff.
I agree. I don't know where Dat thinks of this stuff. Its just so darn funny! Very Happy I can't wait to see what kind of hilarious jokes he comes up with next.
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Miss Extraordinare
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:57 pm Reply with quote
yeah, i can't wait until his next shows.

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:59 pm Reply with quote
Miss Kristelle wrote:
yeah, i can't wait until his next shows.
Do you know when that comedy central appearance or any other TV appearance by Dat Phan is? Because I don't.
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:25 pm Reply with quote
no one does.

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Post Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:34 pm Reply with quote
what a pitty...

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