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Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:05 pm

Yao Ming

Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:32 pm

I don't smell anything. What's up?

I smell napalm.

duck and cover. duck and cover.

Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:29 pm

why is it than no one on this board can spell?

I thought you people were all good spellers.

Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:54 pm

I think he's probably already written a whole bunch of new stuff but he's got to test it out to make sure it's really funny. Remember, Dat keeps records and only does the funniest of the funniest mate ...

Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:17 pm

You see there's this comic. He's just not funny. Whenever I see him I feel like I am being raped up the anus.

I really like him as a person. He seems pretty cool. It's just that wheneve ...

Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:36 pm

OMG HE'S VIETNAMESE!!!

You guys are so insensitive it sickens me.

Yeah, Dat is so sensitive to his mother and his culture.

If he were my kid, I'd kick his Chinese ass from here to Montana.

Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:30 pm

that spooky totally understands this thread.

and is funny.

What's not to understand?

That phatfannaodanna isn't a retarded motorcross bike chick who would give her left boobie to suck Dat off ...

Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:24 pm

Willzone isn't cool because he doesn't make fun of his mother enough.

But does Will Zone's mother talk funny? Because if she did, and you made fun of her more, it would be real real funny. I might ...

Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:20 pm

Mine does too though. So they must.

That is when she is not washing my clothes.

But can she cook and love you long time?

Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:14 am

edited out

If you are going to talk sh*t, at least be man enough to not edit it back out.

I just love Dat. I want to have 8,000,000 of his babies.

Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:04 am

You know, America voted for Dat. Get over it.

Whether you agree or not, OH WELL. His career has taken off. People are going to his shows (The one I was at was sold out) and are buying his CD's and ...

Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:38 pm

Gina,

He doesn't make me, my wife, our kids, our friends, our kids friends, the nurses in my office... ANYONE I know laugh.

Excuse me, SIR, but I think that you're out of line. Maybe if you s ...