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Your Favorite Dat Phan Joke |
Miss Extraordinare
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Sorry, to continue an old thread. . .
What was your favorite joke of his? |
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Dat Phabulous
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i like them all...
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Dat Phabulous
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Ok, I'll ask again, does anyone know the Michael Jackson joke Dat made on the Kilbourne show? Please tell me!!!!
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The michael jackson joke...
Dat says hollywood executives always categorize people They say “Oh, you do standup and your asian, that’s great. I love Jackie chan and Margaret cho.” Dat is like “I love them too but what do I have to do with them. I mean, its not like I go up to latinos and say ‘oh, your Mexican, I love Menudo,’ and I don’t go up to black people and say ‘oh, your black, I love Denzel Washington, he’s black. And I don’t go up to white people and say ‘Oh, your white, I love michael jackson.’ I don’t do that!!!” [/quote] |
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One of My Favourite Dat Phan Jokes |
The Internet King
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One day a racist walks up to me and says wo tang woo pang dang woo. What is that? I mean I don't just walk up to him and say cars, buses, trains, planes!
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Re: One of My Favourite Dat Phan Jokes |
Dat Phreakin' Amazing!
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Swimming pools... My fav is the lucky budda/half shirt bit. |
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Dat Phanaholic
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I liked the Jackie Chan pissing thing. Maybe because I love anything that is immature.
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Dat Phabulous
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Thanks!! (Oh, you're black, I love Eminem...) |
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Dat Phabulous
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Yeah, it's kinda immature, but at least he doesn't make it dirty... Pissing jokes always end up getting cheap laughs for crotch-grabbing and such... At least Dat's got a lil' class. Btw, that's my favorite joke too!! |
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My favirite is the joke that Volant mentioned I almost craoked hearing that joke...(Finally dies).....Never mine my heart does that some times...(Dies Again)...Man it never happens so many time in one day....(Dies).......Whoo Dat just made me laugh and die again.(When will there be a cure for Dat disease)(lol)(I used that material from the"Son turn on Dat Phan joke")
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Dat Fan Newbie
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That is too funny! It's the same when someone ask you where you are from. " I'm from LA." "Oh, LA, wow.....I love movies." Or, "I'm from Texas." " Oh, Texas, wow....I love country music." People do that all the time. That Michael Jackson remark is hilarious. |
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yeah that Michael Jackson joke... *sniffle* brought a tear to my eye! Honestly, I loved the entire Craig Kilbourn set!! even better than Jay Leno! Anyone agree?!
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Dat Phabulous
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it was pretty good
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Gina rocks!
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I have to agree with the urinal bathroom joke. My husband and I were in tears from laughing so hard. Very funny stuff.
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Miss Extraordinare
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yeah, i can't wait until his next shows.
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Miss Extraordinare
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no one does.
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Dat Phabulous
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what a pitty...
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